The Art of Meow
Where Ancient Wisdom Meets Feline Degeneracy.
Where Ancient Wisdom Meets Feline Degeneracy.
Observe the moving tapestry of our glorious future. Much wow. So strategy.
"Anybody you meet is fighting a battle you don't know about. Attack them. Now they're fighting two battles. Also, check for open doors."
"The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. The second supreme art is to pretend you’re sleeping, then suddenly pounce on their feet from under the bed."
"Know yourself, know your enemy. If you know yourself but not your enemy, for every victory gained, you will also suffer the defeat of an empty food bowl."
"Patience is key. Stare at the human until they realize you need something. If that fails, knock something off the counter. Victory is inevitable."
A strategic 0% tax. Because Meow Tzu believes in sleeping on your gains, not taxing them. Degeneracy, pure and unadulterated.
Liquidity locked and burned. The catnip is forever secured, ensuring Meow Tzu's kingdom stands eternal. No rugs, only purrs.
Future plans for community rewards and surprise 'hairball' airdrops. Because sometimes the greatest treasures are unexpected!
The grand Solana empire of Meow Tzu awaits your strategic genius. Enlist now, warrior.